“Sit perfectly still! Only I may dance!”
This was done by Mike Ledoux at Powerline Tattoo in Cranston, RI. I love it!
Every day. People that I know have shopped there before. They stare at me with blank eyes (sometimes while I’m in the middle of checking someone else out) and ask me this very question.
I will look down and whisper “no”.
Mod B note; I know we get this same submission a lot, but I can help but wonder if there’s a Watchmen reference being made here. If so, I like it. dealwithit.jpg
All the time.
Seriously though. All the fucking time.
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![fuckyeahretailrobin:
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right. Top Text: “OH, I’M SORRY, I HAVE MORE THAN 15 ITEMS.” Bottom Text: “BITCH, IF YOU WERE SORRY, YOU WOULD HAVE GOTTEN IN THE REGULAR LANE.”]
They always do this: walk up to the express registers (which are actually constructed differently than the big registers, so there’s no mistaking them), and then halfway through piling their ton of crap on the counter, say the above in this really fake voice. Really, you’re that bad at math that you couldn’t tell that you’ve got more than triple the max number of items until you started putting them up? If you’re going to break the rules, just break them, no one believes your insincere apology, and it doesn’t change the fact that you’re clogging up express with your big order. And we’re not allowed to turn people away from the registers anymore, so we just have to say, “Oh, it’s ok” and ring them up.
This pisses me off beyond belief, so I blatantly ignore what they say and just cheerily say “hi how are you?”. That’s just people lording their ~power over you as a cashier. Fuck you.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4x5o8ETrq1qm3qzeo1_400.jpg)
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “OH, I’M SORRY, I HAVE MORE THAN 15 ITEMS.”
Bottom Text: “BITCH, IF YOU WERE SORRY, YOU WOULD HAVE GOTTEN IN THE REGULAR LANE.”]They always do this: walk up to the express registers (which are actually constructed differently than the big registers, so there’s no mistaking them), and then halfway through piling their ton of crap on the counter, say the above in this really fake voice. Really, you’re that bad at math that you couldn’t tell that you’ve got more than triple the max number of items until you started putting them up? If you’re going to break the rules, just break them, no one believes your insincere apology, and it doesn’t change the fact that you’re clogging up express with your big order. And we’re not allowed to turn people away from the registers anymore, so we just have to say, “Oh, it’s ok” and ring them up.
This pisses me off beyond belief, so I blatantly ignore what they say and just cheerily say “hi how are you?”. That’s just people lording their ~power over you as a cashier. Fuck you.
h0enixburn- submitted:
I am Emilie Smith-Robinson & this is my puppy Axel, who is dressed up as batman for Halloween. :)
I saw this while I was at a stop light on Monday.
I don’t have anything to say.
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