attractive thor is attractive
(via neptunepirate)
ailurusred: lnterrupted: videohall:
Drunk Man Tries Walking Up Hill.
oh my gosh.
omgomgomgolfjdklfdklklf THE MUSIC
WHY IS THIS SO PERFECT I VFGKLDFGJFDL
CRYING
(via gabsy)
kanyelujah:fuckthepeopleathome:police-that-moustache:motdog:
Apparently, this is a brothel “menu” from 1912.
#ordering from this menu must have been a blast #yes hello I would like one ten-minute fuck with a side order of feathers tickling my nuts #with juice please
Sitting on prick, shoving in stones and all
One female suckoff, stones in mouth
so that was how they said BALLS DEEP 100 years ago.
just what the hell were they doing with dicks back then and why weren’t these arts passed down through the generations?
“If you are not a self-starter, stay at home and jack yourself off.”
There is a lot in this I do not understand.
MUST STAY OUT OF POOP HOLE
HELP. I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING.
post-edwardian era FOR THE WIN
Wellp. Just laughed for 20 minutes. Guess I should share the wealth.
(via amiry)
kanye west should open a breakfast cafe called ‘Omelette You Finish’
(via bratalie)
#Don’t pander to me kid. One tiny crack in the hull and our blood boils in thirteen seconds. #Solar flare might crop up cook us in our seats. #And wait till you’re sitting pretty with a case of Andorian shingles. #See if you’re still so relaxed when your eyeballs are bleeding! #Space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence. #keep calm and DAMMIT JIM
(via photovoltaicsheep)
(via zombres)
(via zombres)
I WOULD LET ROBB STARK HAVE THE BUSINESS.
THE GUY FROM HBO’S TELEVISION ADAPTATION OF GEORGE R. R. MARTIN’S BOOK SERIES?
ROBB STARK FROM GAME OF THRONES. YES. HE CAN GET IT. ALL OF IT. ALL THE BUSINESS.
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THE FICTIONAL TV CHARACTER ROBB STARK OR THE SCOTTISH ACTOR RICHARD MADDEN THAT PORTRAYS HIM?
I’M TALKING DEPOSITS, WITHDRAWALS … TRANSACTIONS. ANY TRANSACTION HE WANTS. NO RECEIPT.
ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?
WE COULD USE A KING IN THE SOUTH TOO, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I’M SAYING.
