WHICH MEANS YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT
^
Hee.
(via gabsy)
Oh, sir! I saw it! Some angry member of the kitchen staff. Did you not tip them?
(via bratalie)
“He was flaunting that doughnut!”
“I was eating it!”
(via zombres)

Greatest.picture.ever.
My childhood was spent laughing at that cartoon. Seriously.
(via zombres)
And the barman says, “Sorry, we don’t serve time travelers.” The Doctor walks into a pub.
(via berkielynn)
Do not lie to me tumblr
I don’t know, I think it’s rather flattering.
jesus god can I please get more of these
men of tumblr
do your duty
Obviously the only way to wear a shirt.
i could dig it.
Seem’s legit tbf
At first I was like:
But then I was like:
dudes of tumblr are killing it












