did you miss out on generation kill? here is a list of things you will be shouting at the screen!
One time, I sent @slipintothewater a text that just said “GAY PORN LILLEY!” lol
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reblogging because a) he is pretty and 2) I know what he’s reacting to.
SERPENTINE!
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Dear Frederick,
thank you for your nice letter, but I am actually a US Marine who was born to kill whereas clearly you have mistaken me for some sort of wine-sipping Communist dick-suck. And although peace probably appeals to tree-loving bisexuals like you and your parents, I happen to be a death-dealing, blood-crazed warrior who wakes up every day just hoping for the chance to dismember my enemies and defile their civilizations. Peace sucks a hairy asshole, Freddy. War is the motherfucking answer.
This is not a series you can quote at just anyone…
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Brad: If my mother ever distributed my likeness without written authorization, I would disown her.
Ray: Technically speaking Brad, Didn’t your biological parents disown you when they put you up for adoption?
Brad: Point Ray. I was one of those unfortunates adopted by upper middle class professionals and nurtured in an environment of learning, art, and a socio-religious culture steeped in over two thousand years of Talmudic tradition. Not everyone is lucky enough to have been raised in a whiskey tango trailer park by a bowlegged female whose sole qualification for motherhood is a womb that happened to catch a sperm of a passing truck driver.
Ray: At least my mom took me to NASCAR!
Trombley: Your dad’s a truck driver?
