if you don’t have anything nice to say then come sit next to me and we will make fun of people together

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I need to get laid.

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pomegranate:

gpoy.

  • everyone else: i'm getting an ipad and a laptop and $300 worth of clothes and...
  • me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK

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