Oooh, Shiny!

deducecanoe:

morenamagia:

hamburgerjack:

arliss:

fyrdrakken:

filiabelialis:

everythinglordoftherings:

This better be my cake

This is an awesome idea. Although I’d also be tempted to make all the lesser rings of power as a batch of cupcakes, and give them to my friends.
…But they would be all of them deceived, for another cupcake would be made.
In my apartment, in the fires of my oven, I will bake in secret a Master Cupcake to control all the others. And into this cupcake I will pour my flour, my sugar, and my will to dominate all confections.

Reblogging again for commentary.

Wow. One does not simply have a birthday.

that bolded is KILLING ME

Mah next birthday cake lol

morenamagia:

hamburgerjack:

arliss:

fyrdrakken:

filiabelialis:

everythinglordoftherings:

This better be my cake

This is an awesome idea. Although I’d also be tempted to make all the lesser rings of power as a batch of cupcakes, and give them to my friends.

…But they would be all of them deceived, for another cupcake would be made.

In my apartment, in the fires of my oven, I will bake in secret a Master Cupcake to control all the others. And into this cupcake I will pour my flour, my sugar, and my will to dominate all confections.

Reblogging again for commentary.

Wow. One does not simply have a birthday.

that bolded is KILLING ME

Mah next birthday cake lol

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barzul:

inherifamily wedding cake

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almost got killed by cake

Went to the fridge to see if we had anything fun to snack on. Opened the freezer and this thing comes tumbling out and it’s loud as hell when it hits the floor. Turns out it’s a little bit of left over ice cream cake.

I could have been seriously injured lmao.

But cake. Ice cream cake. Holla!

Cakes have gotten a bad rap. People equate virtue with turning down dessert. There is always one person at the table who holds up her hand when I serve the cake. No, really, I couldn’t she says, and then gives her flat stomach a conspiratorial little pat. Everyone who is pressing a fork into that first tender layer looks at the person who declined the plate, and they all think, That person is better than I am. That person has discipline. But that isn’t a person with discipline; that is a person who has completely lost touch with joy. A slice of cake never made anybody fat. You don’t eat the whole cake. You don’t eat a cake every day of your life. You take the cake when it is offered because the cake is delicious. You have a slice of cake and what it reminds you of is someplace that’s safe, uncomplicated, without stress. A cake is a party, a birthday, a wedding. A cake is what’s served on the happiest days of your life. This is a story of how my life was saved by cake, so, of course, if sides are to be taken, I will always take the side of cake.

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icedwhitemocha:

wehavethemjustwheretheywantus:

devonwood:

red velvet cake is the most delicious kind of cake

if you have another opinion it is the wrong opinion

cake is the most delicious kind of cake

now i want cake ;__;

I fucking love cake.

queenofthegeese:

lumpinhatepeople:

goddessofcheese:

IT’S A CAKE

SWEET HAIRY JESUS THAT IS AMAZING.

It wasn’t until the third picture when “Holy shit, that’s a cake!” happened.

dreamsincolor:

jazzbones:

formermaleprostitute:

nextstepbalticsea:

justinherrick:

haisheeny:

imguiltyofthis:katteegoesrawr:fuckyeahdeliciousfood:

Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Cake

Can this get any more perfect?

oh my god……

why it had to appear on my dash? NOW I want that cake really really badly… :(

Next time the local BFFs talk me into a baking day, we are making the fuck out of this cake.

littlesoybean:

how-to-get-to-neverland:

LOVIN THIS.

Princesses: Jasmine, Sleeping Beauty, Ariel, Cinderella, Belle, and the bow is Snow White I think. I want this…

OMG *__*

What she said *__*

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